Real Men Chase You Glass Beer Can
Real Men Chase You Glass Beer Can
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Introducing our 16oz Glass Can, where Michael Myers takes a stab at humor with a killer quote: Real men chase you... slowly. Encircled by a bed of roses, this glass isn't just a cup; it's a chillingly amusing ode to everyone's favorite masked stalker. Opt for clear to see through the mischief or frosted for a touch of mystery, sealed with a bamboo lid and straw – because even the eeriest slashers have a sense of humor.
Imagine Michael Myers, the epitome of slow, steady pursuit, surrounded by delicate roses. The quote adds a touch of irony to his silent, ominous presence. It's a sip-worthy scene that's both creepy and comical.
Sip from the cup that turns horror into a hilarious pursuit. It's not just a glass can; it's a blend of menace, mirth, and the iconic Michael Myers ready to give you a chuckle with every sip. Get ready for a slow but amusing journey with the man behind the mask!
Imagine Michael Myers, the epitome of slow, steady pursuit, surrounded by delicate roses. The quote adds a touch of irony to his silent, ominous presence. It's a sip-worthy scene that's both creepy and comical.
Sip from the cup that turns horror into a hilarious pursuit. It's not just a glass can; it's a blend of menace, mirth, and the iconic Michael Myers ready to give you a chuckle with every sip. Get ready for a slow but amusing journey with the man behind the mask!
